Winnie the pooh: blood and honey porn

By Miles Klee. Oh, bother.

A horror retelling of A. Milne's book Winnie-the-Pooh, and follows the anthropomorphic characters Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet as they become bloodthirsty murderers when Christopher Robin abandons them for college. To report an issue with this product or seller, click here. Customer Reviews, including Product Star Ratings help customers to learn more about the product and decide whether it is the right product for them. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness. Skip to main content.

Winnie the pooh: blood and honey porn

American copyright on A. So, despite Disney controlling much of the IP, there was apparently nothing to stop British writer-director Rhys Frake-Waterfield making a gruesome horror movie in which Pooh and Piglet, abandoned by Christopher Robin, become hulking mutants and slaughter anyone who ventures into the Acre Wood. There might have been mileage in doing a Pooh which emphasises the Toy Story -like hurt of abandoned childhood friends. But this gets that out of the way before the credits, then becomes an AirBnB slasher. A bunch of young women on a girly weekend in the vicinity of all the disappearances and mutilations are surprised to be ground to pieces in unpleasant torture porn set-pieces. With the poorest writing and acting seen in a theatrically-released horror film in living memory, this fails on every level. Frake-Waterfield manages a few nice tilted camera angles and some decent shots of misty English woods, but it all falls apart when characters talk — dialogue sounds improvised or Google-translated — or perform the simplest physical actions. If you control the rights to Paddington, Rupert or Peppa Pig, maybe start working on a charitable trust status to protect them from this sort of thing. Grown-up Christopher Robin Nikolai Leon returns to the woods where he once played with human-animal friends, only to find the survivors of his childhood fun such as Winnie-The-Pooh Craig David Dowsett and Piglet Chris Cordell have turned into savage, sadistic killers. As a would-be cult classic, it commits the ultimate sin of being no fun at all. This bear is shit in the woods. Just so you know, whilst we may receive a commission or other compensation from the links on this website, we never allow this to influence product selections - read why you should trust us.

Dust said:. Sub Culture. Was obvious that this had no creativity behind it from the initial trailer, and the cheap store bought masks.

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Winnie the pooh: blood and honey porn

After Christopher Robin abandons them for college, Pooh and Piglet embark on a bloody rampage as they search for a new source of food. Pooh Bear : [Breaks vow not to talk] You left. Sign In Sign In.

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Pooh and Piglet give them a warm welcome a blood warm welcome. Oct 25, 1, Really interesting characters and kills. One person found this helpful. Fyi Tigger hasn't hit public domain yet. Oct 25, 5, Jun 20, 4, Nov 13, 6, None of those things happened. Sold by: MovieMars. I don't really wanna finish it. Go to this thread to find out how it works and get the results of the create a logo contest! We also both fell asleep and never finished it. Full stop.

This English production, making its way to 1, theaters in America this week, aims to take the piss out of one's childhood nostalgia, which is mirrored here by what happens to poor Christopher Robin Nikolai Leon —he returns home from college to find out that his boyhood pals have become human-hating murderers.

Was obvious that this had no creativity behind it from the initial trailer, and the cheap store bought masks. All of these little plot holes — combined with the fact that Pooh and Piglet have the bodies of grown men who never even attempt to mimic animal mannerisms — add to the sensation that this is just a generic slasher movie with Pooh masks slapped on it. Tobin Bell. I knew something like this wasn't going to be a masterpiece, and honestly I didn't want it to be. This group is slowly picked off by Pooh and Piglet as they try to find a way to stop the savages, eventually coming across the person who should have been the lead, Christopher Robin. Important information To report an issue with this product or seller, click here. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. Nov 13, 6, Christopher has no connection to these women — their wildly separate stories making the movie feel like two films duct-taped together. Yeah, this is pretty much about what nearly everyone expected from when the details of this were announced. But, to the action, or as much as can be followed in this haphazardly edited nightmare: Christopher Robin, now an adult, returns with his girlfriend to the forest where he enjoyed his innocent youth with a menagerie of friendly talking animals. The actual main characters have nothing to do with the most interesting aspects of this story.