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A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga.

Many parodies have been made of the Twilight series as it has risen in popularity. The main characters are Stella Mallard and Ed Skullin. It takes place in a science fantasy universe, in which Stella must move out her mother's house on imperial colony Gamma and into her father's on imperial colony Tau in the Spoon City, so that her mother can legally run a brothel. Once on the miserably humid planet of Tau that has near constant overcast, she meets with a childhood friend, Bocaj, who immediately wants to have sex with her. This becomes the least of her problems, though remains her highest priority, when vampires start becoming crystal skinned abominations and she finds herself in the middle of an apocalypse. The short replaced vampires with a Frankenstein family.

Twilight funny version

Jump to ratings and reviews. Want to read. Rate this book. Edward's Twilight: edward's version of twilight. Joseph Veillon. Sniffing her hair? Curses, swearwords, and unholy vexations! She smells it, that putrescent rotting aroma of the dead known in the world of perfumery as the vampire bouquet. I would definitely need to see Father Karras for confession. Things are now as clear as the muddled plot of a teenaged girl-vampire-werewolf love triangle in a dream-induced novel. People have been finding piles of smelly, shredded clothes in the woods for a couple of years now. That nonsensical idea has set vampirism back at least two thousand years.

I'm pretty sure I tried reading this grab bag of excrement a year or more ago and couldn't go any further than I am currently.

In this spoof of vampire-themed movies, teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. She and her friends wrestle with endless dramas that crescendo at the prom. Becca Crane : So, are we going to be, uh, at the same school? Jacob : I go to school at the reservation. Becca Crane : Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day. Sign In Sign In. New Customer?

In this spoof of vampire-themed movies, teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. She and her friends wrestle with endless dramas that crescendo at the prom. Becca Crane : So, are we going to be, uh, at the same school? Jacob : I go to school at the reservation. Becca Crane : Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.

Twilight funny version

As a certified nerd, I read the entire Twilight saga series in a few weeks and watched all the movies released until then. For all of those living under a rock, it is a young adult fantasy novel series. It revolves around a borderline anemic looking year-old girl, Isabella Swan Kristen Stewart. Isabella arrives in the gloomy and wet fictional town of Forks, Washington. She goes there to live with her father Billy Burke after her mother goes on tour with her boyfriend. On arriving, she meets the Cullen clan, who pose as high school students but are actually centuries-old blood-sucking vampires. Anyway, Edward and Bella date and Edward leaves to protect Bella when her friend Jacob is in love with her. Edward then returns and Jacob turns into a werewolf because why not , a pissing contest about who gets the girl. Meanwhile, there were some vampire attacks in the midst. Edward and Bella then get married and are off on their honeymoon where Bella gets pregnant and, gives birth to a half-human half-vampire baby Renesmee.

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Retrieved July 12, On Becca's birthday, Edward introduces her to his vampire family. August 18, Craig Moss. Release date January 13, Italy. Authority control databases VIAF. The episode aired on January 8, In this story, Belle is a girl who moves to a new town, Switchblade, Oregon, and has no friends. Twilight Saga Wiki Explore. It felt like the author couldn't keep track of everything he was trying to make fun of and the result was a chaotic mess that fell flat in every area. I don't think I have ever hated a book so thoroughly. If I could give a negative star I would, worst book ever.

Immediately after Charlie Billy Burke gives Bella Kristen Stewart her truck, she opens the front door and hits Jacob Taylor Lautner with it when he is trying to walk around the front of the car.

Richard Villa Paul. Archived from the original on July 16, His name was Frank. Read Edit View history. I found this a comic twist on the original and found myself laughing page after page. See detailed box office info on IMDbPro. Retrieved January 8, It is the second book in the Twishite Saga. Done it was good. Rolling Stone. Archived from the original on June 16, August 18, Runtime 1 hour 22 minutes.