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Quagmire tells off brian

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire are still sad about Cleveland leaving for Virginia , and decide to find a new friend to fill the void Cleveland left Meanwhile, Brian is hurt to find that Quagmire doesn't like him and tries to be his friend, only to learn why Quagmire hates him in a now-infamous speech. Aroused by Idiocy : Discussed ; Quagmire claims that Brian only dates bimbos despite claiming to like women for their minds. At Least I Admit It : Quagmire calls Brian out on only dating bimbos, then states that he does the same thing, but he at least doesn't pretend to be an intellectual to get in girl's pants. Quagmire: Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! Boring Insult : Quagmire concludes his rant against Brian by saying that all his other flaws could be negligible if he wasn't such a "big, sad, alcoholic bore". Brutal Honesty : After getting nowhere trying to change Quagmire's viewpoint on him, Brian finally asks Quagmire just where the disdain comes from. Quagmire complies in a minute and a half long rant. Call-Back : All of Quagmire's complaints about Brian are previous history about his life. Cerebus Retcon : Quagmire reveals that his womanizing and near-rapist behavior is the end result of losing his one true love, Cheryl Tiegs. He accuses Brian of pretending to be a deep, sensitive guy who loves women for who they are, yet he only dates bimbos to make himself seem smarter. He points out Brian's "liberal agenda", saying how pot should be legalized , and how big businesses are crushing the underclass , among other things. He calls Brian out for being smug and pretentious, even saying how religion is stupid. He brings up Brian's failures as a writer , at college and as a father. Finally, he calls Brian " a big, sad, alcoholic bore ".

Soapbox Sadie : Quagmire calls Brian out on being one of these with his "textbook liberal agenda. TooFriendly Member. Big Man on Hippocampus.

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The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends. Glen Quagmire : You wanna maybe just go? Brian Griffin : Quagmire, come on. I'm really trying hard here. Glen Quagmire : Who asked you to try hard? Brian Griffin : Nobody, but I'm trying to establish a friendship with you. All I've done is try to be nice to you and you still don't like me.

Quagmire tells off brian

Upset that Cleveland left the group of friends to move to Stoolbend, Virginia, Peter, Quagmire and Joe decide to interview potential friends to fill the vacancy, and are approached by a fellow bar patron named Jerome. After impressing the group with his dart skills, they decide to let Jerome join as their new fourth member. Later, when Peter introduces Jerome to Lois, she reveals that they used to date. Peter grows jealous and, in a fit of rage, throws a bottle through the window of Jerome's home, inadvertently causing a fire and burning down the house.

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Show Spoilers. EtcetEra Forum. How can you not like me? L Thammy said:. Jun 1, He uses the line "How's that son of yours you never see? If you listed out some of what Brian's done I'd say he's up there with Glenn's awfulness. Yeah, Brian sucks, but I don't wanna listen to someone who has done everything he has but on a much worse and frequent scale crow on about it. He wasn't! As someone who recently watched the entirety of the Simpsons and grew much more attached to the cast than I had ever felt before, that Quagmire clip feels twice as awful to see now. I am a Bird Member. Says the funniest person in the room. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death , and this is how you repay him? God, you're pretentious!

Brian gets reconstructive dental surgery after smashing his face into a hydrant. Brian's new, megawatt smile nets him a job as a real estate agent, and Brian uses the opportunity to convince Quagmire to buy a rundown condo with the bonus money he recently received. Tropes present in this episode include: The Bad Guy Wins : Brian's not really evil for the most part, but he truly is the main antagonist of this episode.

Oct 26, 7, Thanks for the fucking steak. Stewie : Aw, come on, man! Oct 26, 3, China. Shout-Out : Statler appears in this episode, saying how The Muppet Show is pretty good without Waldorf, referencing their constant in-universe put-down of the show. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it. Despite this, Peter obviously doesn't care about that last part. Media sources:. Thanks for the fucking steak. I could forgive all of that - all of it - if you weren't such a bore! Way back when I would watch Family Guy out of a feeling of obligation because that's just what was expected of me back when I was in high school.